Never kiss police woman. She will say
Stop and hands up.
Never kiss nurse.
She will say next.
Always kiss ur teacher.
She will say repeat it 5 times.
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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
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Man : my wife is too good.
She can talk on any subject for hours.
Friend : Ahh!!! My wife is better,
She does not even need a subject to talk about.
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Q: What is the Extreme height of stupidity?
Answer: Two sardars Sitting in a Auto and fighting for corner seat!!!
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Few More Funny SMS 4 U : (1) Parrot for sale (2) Nobody is (3) Love with a Nurse (4) WIFE (5) population (6) Salary Expected (7) writing slowly (8) How old is (9) what is my age (10) May God
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