Things women should tell to men but they do not

 
1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
 
 2. The next time you and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a poll to see which of you successfully aim at the toilet rim.
 
 3. If we're watching football with you - it's not bonding - it's their butts.
 
 4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever you have to say after the movie.
 
 5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.
 
 6. Please don't drive when you're not driving. 
 7. If you were really looking for an honest answer, you wouldn't ask in bed.
 
 8. The next time you make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused by rubber-necking mini-skirts.
 
 9. If only women gossip, how do you and your friends keep track of "who's easy"?
 
 10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.
 
 11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too. 
 12. We don't mind if you look in the mirror to check your appearance - in fact, please do!
 
 13. When you're out with us, please wear "our" favorite outfit rather than "yours" - the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way.
 
 14. If you must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. A negative grunt.
 
 15. Don't insist that we "get off the stupid phone" and then not talk to us.
 
 16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level... Click to read more... 
 

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Jennifer Lopez‏ very sexy Dancing Images

 

 

Although there are a large number of artists the temptation in the awards ceremony of American music in yesterday, but the singer Jennifer Lopez Astatat during the presentation "on the floor" to steal the attention of everyone in the costume of chiffon cover sensitive areas with pieces of crystal and ignited the crowd to provide a sexy dance with a very Petvol singer and dancer was shared by her new tail Casper Smart and seemed to raise his jealousy Briqsa burning.
It is said that Lopez received the award for best Latin artist in concert.

 

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